• News bites

    • 11.17.08

      The best of the second-best bacon

      The San Francisco Chronicle tasks its Taster’s Choice panel with ranking the turkey bacon brands. Short version? If your fork can’t touch pork, Oscar Meyer’s Louis Rich brand wins by, like, a lot. And if you shop at Kroger, definitely skip the house label. (via) (photo)


    • 11.10.08

      Carol Cooks Keller

      “It takes a special kind of nutjob to attempt every recipe in The French Laundry Cookbook,” Carol Blymire writes on French Laundry at Home, where she did exactly that. Start with her recap and retrospective, then work your way back through all the brilliant success and maddening kitchen sadism. (via) (pic)


    • 11.07.08

      Cakes we can believe in

      Zilly Rosen, a cake artist from OBK’s home base of Buffalo, NY, leaves us nearly without words with her 1,250-cupcake Obama portrait. Read how she did it at Cupcakes Take the Cake.


CRASH COURSES: Mortgage Meltaways, the cookie that’s sweeter than a broker’s lies

Try Mortgage Meltaways, delicate lime wafers that are so impossibly delicious you’ll risk anything to try them!

CRASH COURSES: Subprime Steak - finally, a gravy train you can catch

Get the tension out of your shoulders by beating cheap steak into tenderness, or buying cube steak, for a Loveboat of beef and milk gravy called Subprime Steak.

Iron City Chili Throwdown: Then Ben saith: ‘Let my chili go’

Finally getting a chance to compete in the Pittsburgh chili contest of his dreams, Ben Siegel decides to go vegetarian for a change, with a three-bean recipe.

CRASH COURSES: When life gives you lemons, and by “gives you lemons” we mean “fires you,” Lehman Crumbles will ease the ache

Lehman Crumbles pack a lemony filling in a cookie crust with a dusting of toasted almonds and powdered sugar. Bad business - good cookie.

CRASH COURSES: Who deserves a Dick Punch?

Dick Punch is named in honor of the guy who reportedly punched Lehman Brothers rockstar CEO Dick Fuld in the face while Fuld was de-stressing in the Lehman gym after a hard day of destroying the American financial system.

Recipe: Chipotle Velveeta mac and cheese with bacon - Be still my heart

Velveeta chipotle mac and cheese, fortified with sharp cheddar and blue cheeses and topped with crunchy bacon, will set a new standard for mac and cheese.

Recipe: Halloumi watermelon salad with caramelized pineapple and lime-cilantro sauce

Halloumi, a cheese from Cyprus, browns and crisps in the pan, so we pile it up with sweet watermelon and pineapple in a tangy Asian lime sauce.

Farmers’ market recipes: Tomato tart, corn pudding and plum buckle

Russ Parsons’ book “How to Pick a Peach” proved the best match on two of the recipes, a tomato tart built on supermarket puff pastry, and a plum cornmeal buckle.

Recipe: Refrigerator pickle brine, dill and garlic can conquer even the dreaded zucchini

Now I know how to deal with those scaly green monsters: Cut out their hearts. Dunk chunked squash into a garlicky brine, spiced as you desire. Wait three days.

Souvlaki recipe and tzatziki tips: Know your Greek classics

This recipe is for souvlaki, or kebabs, the Greek classic with tzatziki, yogurt-cucumber sauce flavored with fresh dill and garlic.